Blond Jokes For Smarter people
Blond Jokes For smarter People


A Blond In a Gas Station
A blond walked into a gas station and told the manager, "I locked my keys in my car and I was wondering if you had a coat hanger I could stick through the window and unlock the door." "Why, sure," said the manager, "we have something that works especially for that." A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing. He heard another voice. "No, no, a little to the left," said the other blonde inside the car.

Blond In Electronic Store
A blonde walked into an electronics store and told the salesman, "I want that T.V." and she points to the display. He looks at her and tells her, "I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to sell that to blondes." So the blonde, all ticked off, walks out of the store. An hour later, she walks back into the same store with a black wig on. She walks up to the salesman and says, "I want to buy that T.V." and she points to the display. He looks at her and said, "I'm sorry, but I already told you we can't sell that to blondes." So she walks out of the store mad again without a T.V. A few weeks later she gets a makeover, new hair color and everything, and she walks back into that electronics store. She walks up to the salesman and says, "I want to buy that T.V." and points to the display. The salesman shakes his head and tells her, "I told you twice already, I can't sell that to blondes." The blonde looks at him and says, "How do you know that I'm a blonde?" He looks at her and states, "Because, that's a microwave."
Blond In With a Job
A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of two miles per day to remain employed. The blonde agrees to the conditions and starts right away. The supervisor checking up at the end of the day, found that the blonde had completed four miles on her first day, double the average! "Great," he told her, "I think you're really going to work out." The next day, however, he was disappointed to find that the blonde only accomplished two miles. The supervisor thought, "Well she's still at the average and I don't want to discourage her, so I'll just keep quiet." The third day however the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought, "I need to talk to her before this gets any worse." The boss pulled the new employee in and says, "You were doing so great. The first day you did four miles, the second day two miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Why? Is there a problem? An injury, equipment failure? What's keeping you from meeting the two mile minimum?" The blonde replied, "Well, each day I keep getting farther and farther away from the bucket."
A Blond Taking a flight lesson
A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics and sent her on her way. After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this." After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in. A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can't remember anything after I turned off the big fan."
An overloaded plane of blonds
Once there was a plane load of blondes. Suddenly, the pilot made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're having engine problems and we're gonna have to lose some weight, so we're dropping the wings." The pilot then dropped the wings. An hour later he said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're still carrying too much weight, so we're gonna drop the engines." The pilots proceeded to drop the engines. Another hour later, he said, "We're still carrying too much weight, so we're gonna drop the floor. Would everyone please hold onto the metal bar above your heads." So, he dropped the floor. Soon after, he announced, " Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say that we are now stable." And all the blondes started clapping.
Blond In Las Vages
A blonde goes into a casino and goes to a soda machine. She puts in a dollar and got a coke and 30 cents change. She thought it was cool, so she went to the service desk and got 50 $1 dollar bills for a $50 bill. She went back to the machine and kept on doing this and finally she had all these sodas on the floor and all this change in her pocket. The manager came over and said, "If you don't mind me asking, what are you doing?" The blonde replied, "Winning!"